SMAK JJ - Boy Troubles

SMAK JJ is what me and my 5 friends call our group XD. "SMAK JJ" uses the first letter of our first names and ordered so. I am "A" in SMAK JJ XD. ~Shizuko-Kazeru is "S", ~Midbot is "M", ~Llyssan is "K", while Jubs and JJ doesn't have DA accounts XD.

THIS IS ABOUT J-S-A's BOY TROUBLES. (I don't know if M-K-(other)J has boy troubles --- they don't really share their stories with me...)

JJ: I HAVE DEDUCED THAT JJ HAS GUYMONES!!! Guymones = pheromones that attract guys. Cause... JJ pretty much looks like *THAT* but if you listen to her MANY, MANY stories of her guy encounters (for example -- many guys who wants her heart, calling her pretty, etc etc and then you look at her, like SERIOUSLY look at her, I don't see WHY these guys would do such things! Because, no offence, in my opinion, JJ isn't "pretty" --I mean she isn't UGLY, but she isn't THAT pretty that would call for guys to pretty much bend over backwards just to please her and stuff. And most of the stories she tells me are about guys who meet her FOR THE FIRST TIME, so personality isn't a factor but JJ wears glasses, ties her hair up, she doesn't wear make-up, her clothes are neither skimpy nor slutty nor so tight that it leaves nothing left for imagination. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY GUYS WILL CALL HER HOT/PRETTY/ETC?! IT MAKES NO SENSE. AT ALL. And so, IT MUST BE GUYMONES. HER PHEROMONES NATURALLY ATTRACT GUYS. "Boy troubles" because it attracts guys she doesn't like more than a friend but they want to be her boyfriend, or it just attracts men she doesn't like in general XD.

Seriously, I'm not trying to be mean but yeah >.>... Or maybe my standards for "pretty girls" are pretty damn high >.>....? (I live with 4 sisters, 3 of which slather their faces in makeup and yeahh...)

Shizuko: Now Shizko's story is just PLAIN HILARIOUS. In one of her classes (Physics *laughs to self*) there is this guy who is REALLY REALLY CREEPY. Like he TRIES SO HARD to please Shizu and in EVERY class, he tries to FIND her and then sit by her (and then ask for her notes even though he can, I think, see the board quite fine). And then AFTER classes, he will STAND THERE and WAIT FOR HER TO FINISH PACKING and then he just says "bye" to her and then LEAVES. He doesn't even walks with her, he just WAITS. And when Shizu tries her best to avoid teh creeper (like go in class late so she doesn't have him sit by her), he still manages to find ways to interact with her (like waiting BEHIND her or for her when she's about to leave class, again just to say "bye" or something of the sort), so now when class ends, Shizu tries to book it XD.

In the picture, she's texting me (which she always does) when the creeper REALLY creeps her out. Once, she called me when I was in class and I forgot to turn off the ringtone XD. Shocked me it did! (I wailed at her after class was over XD)

ME: Yup.. I have the opposite of GUYMONES, I have the "GET-THE-HELL-AWAY-FROM-ME" AURA. Where generally, most people (meaning strangers) can't really talk to me longer than 2 minutes, 5 minutes tops (in real life -- is about different net-wise). Is because I am kindof shy around strangers and I am socially retarded that when people I don't know talk to me, I get nervous and pretty much give short and clipped answers and somewhere along the line, I exude the AURA which pretty much makes the other person stop asking questions and leave XD. It's good when dealing with "crazies" but not so good when you want to make friends or, you know, finding prospective boyfriends. Yeahh...

Oh, in the picture, my cell phone is buzzing because I just got Shizu's text on the CREEPER. (I have a mochi!America and mochi!Canada cellphone strap made by ~Midbot! Check out her SOCKIMALS.)

In a way, I'm kind of... just a bit jealous of JJ's GUYMONES but I quite like listening to their (JJ and Shizu) stories since because of the AURA, I have no DRAMA in my life, like, AT ALL. I'm kind of a retard like that but I CAN'T HELP IT, THEIR STORIES ARE SO FUN TO LISTEN TO (andd Shizu doesn't mind... much... I think JJ MIGHT mind but meh! DRAMAAA.)

(JJ says that what I am saying is pretty much that I like listening stories of their pain XD.)